Rob Delaney enters the closet for some childbirth talk and other nonsense.

Greg and Dave discuss some bad texts, girls soccer and how to have an extreme break up.

Greg and Dave discuss a ridiculous, angry open miker, a chain gang, a mesh patch and Dave's new living situation.

Greg and Dave discuss fashion mistakes via parenting, the year in movies, a half guy and Dave's big Christmas dad fight.

Dave and Greg spend another week with Wil Anderson, as they discuss meth, farming and a motorcycle situation.

Wil Anderson steps into the closet again and hears the worst audition story of all time, a Christmas tree tale and a bit of TOFOPery goes down.

Greg and Dave invite Patton Oswalt back into the closet and discuss Camp Freddy

Music by Steve Hearne

Dave and Greg discuss Greg's fashion dinner, a bad website and doing stand up on television.

Dave and Greg discuss Black Friday shopping, Hollywood parenting, the hero dog, and the 70's.

Dave and Greg discuss the first live podcuddle, grey chickens and the horrible Creighton family.

Greg and Dave discuss a man who wears wigs and Greg's old talk show.

Dave and Greg discuss a cat witch, a mean lady and a woman in a horse.

Greg and Dave discuss an ugly letter, the skirt woman and the hobotang house

Dave and Greg tell bad Vegas stories, Perry Ferrell, and more don't do that in yogurt.

Paul Gilmartin of The Mental Illness Happy Hour podcast joins Dave and Greg in the closet.

Greg and Dave discuss Greg's lack of understanding of man flavored yogurt, cold popsicles and Greg in a dream.

Greg and Dave discuss the California State Fair, a tooth and a workplace freakout.

Greg and Dave profession sound to the podcuddle and discuss the movie Drive, ice cream and craft services.

Dave and Greg invite Kyle Kinane into the closet to discuss horrible things.

Greg and Dave discuss uncle drugs, kids in show business and Dave yells at Greg.

Greg discusses his trip to South Africa, Dave tells the sad tale of a boy and his balloon and Dave actually feels bad about something.

This week, Dave and Greg dig up and old recording with TOFOP stars Wil Anderson and Charlie Clausen.  Also, a dip into the wayback machine for the original Cuddlah and Hobotang segments.

Jimmy Pardo should have stepped into the closet this week but he refused, forcing the gents on their first out of the closet podcuddle.  It's a field trip of sadness!

Greg and Dave discuss an ATV situation, the ultimate man camp party, and tree theives.

Greg and Dave promote homosexuality, creepy hitting on wife dudes and a private special sex talk with young Kardashians.

Dave and Greg bring Jonah Ray from the Nerdist podcast into the closet for screaming and other nonsense.

Greg and Dave discuss a Twitter fight, working in commercials, and where it's all going.

Greg and Dave discuss a reality pilot, comedy about your family, panda pets and the late night shame run.

Dave and Greg discuss an amazing hobotang, Greg's guitar gig and giving money to the mafia.

Music:  Trash Titan.

Wil joins Greg and Dave in the closet for more sadness.

Greg and Dave discuss hobotangs, hurting children and the Oracle

Horrible audience woman, Finn gets a push and a lost evlen island.

Greg and Dave discuss their latest movie going experiences, the art of the dine and dash and the Posey fallout.

Music: Dem Scientists

A couple of seperate bonus segments from when Posehn and Oswalt stopped by the closet previously.

Boken Posey, an Australian thief and why Hollywood makes turds.

Music:  Karen Kilgariff.

Greg and Dave discuss OGD, their gig in Irvine and Greg goes crazy over a parking spot.

Music:  You've Been Left Behind (The Rapture Song)

Dave and Greg discuss sex pranks, Dave's week at the Irvine Improv, The Great Saint Louis 2009 Fire Truck Rally and giving little kids the business.

Music by Her Tortured Embrace

Dave and Greg drag Patton Oswalt into the closet for a good old fashioned corn doggin' session.

Behold the person that is Karen Kilgariff.  Greg chases a man down the street.  Dave is amazed at tales of Greg's crazy eye.

Dave explains what happened in the gym bathroom, a special guest explains man dancing and Greg talks about his latest comedy experiences.

Stepping on bugs, bad traveling, drunkin behavior and the nightmare of comedy condos.

Music by Goldsboro - http://www.myspace.com/goldsboroband

Dave and Greg discuss corndoggin, the movie Hop, bask in sent chocolate and admit to getting duped.

Hobotang update, child candy overstepping and new horrible hippies.

Music by The Kickback.  http://mysp.ac/hUZZBU

Stupid asshole Brian Posehn joins Dave and Greg in the closet.  They dicuss the old comedy days in San Francisco, a new hobotang, mime attacks and the sad story of Larry.

Greg and Dave discuss Adam Carolla, tires, Dave loses it on a heckler and Greg's Dad takes a serious, serious, serious nap.

Sounds a little low on this one.  Sorry.

Old school children's entertainment, floppers and getting it done with meth.

Music:  The Mighty Regis - Paddy Don't Live in Hollywood

Greg and Dave discuss the magic Camero, man sauce flavored water and Sheen.

Wil Anderson and Charlie Clausen join Greg and Dave in the closet to discuss the Arthur remake, superheroes, cocksocks, Dave in a dungeon and plastic surgery.

Greg and Dave discuss a Barnes and Noble bathroom situation, Greg tortures Dave with a guitar, listener's questions are answered and the tragic story of Brian Dunkleman.

Music:  Trash Titan.

Greg and Dave discuss the hobotangs, a bloody visitor, a cracky visitor, Charles Sheen, getting closer to ICP and a vomit party.

Music:  Reigning Monarch

Greg and Dave discuss economic hell, horrible hippie candy, a Cow Palace dog show and Greg's still upset with Gervais.

Music:  Reigning Monarchs, of course.

Dave gets the worst stand up intro ever, Scare Tactics, an orange stealing hobotang crosses the line, Dave is confused by basic numbers, angry waitress and the death of a moustache.

Greg and Dave discuss Greg's latest tv stand up set, Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes and how not to fix your lawnmower.

Music:  Reigning Monarchs.

Dave and Greg continue to have a conversation while Oz comedian Wil Anderson sits and watches.  Occasionally he is allowed to speak.  Also, moustache theater!

Comedian Wil Anderson, an Australian of the famous TOFOP podcast, is the first human we invite into the closet.  We talk locusts, Nicole Kidman and moustaches.

Music:  Reigning Monarchs

New Years beat downs of yesteryear, Dick Clark's Sad Eve and how not to enter prison.

Music:  Hail the Size

Word complaints, the Axe cometh, bank card nightmares, orange hobo update galore and Dave's best and worst movies of 2010.

Wooden hanger contest winners, Hobo orange thieves family conflict, the house shooter and ponzi boy and stripper sadness

Christmas is upon us, old clips of dead inside Greg, old man shirtless tiny car, career sadness and spiral. 

Dave and Greg feel shame, scary ram horn, peep show eject and rescue dogs.

Music by trash titan

Too much fuck, pie lies, Greg likes pretty and Dave gets Jiffy Lubed

Dave sells out and sells down, Greg learns of his meth ripped future, going floppy during movies, family zombie survival information, tiny bringers of sickness and what to be angry at and what not to be angry at.

Music:  Air, Gorillaz and Palmdale

Dave gets all up in Hugh Hefner, a West Virginia hardcore vagina tale of love and rage and a major orange hobo picking family update.

Music:  It's metal day!  Faith No More, Fastway and Brian Posehn.

A candy box comes to the closet, a new sponsor via Patton Oswalt, Kanye breaks the news of his fancy teeth on the ultimate hoodrat show, shit covered Dan Cortese and reminiscing about the great Berhendt/Anthony fued of 2004.

Music: Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters and Guided by Voices

Dane Cook helps himself to a Greg classic, an endorsement, Greg eats and eats and eats, the first Dave and Greg internet talky show and how to get Greg and Dave to come to your town.

Music:  Cracker, Dinasaur Jr. and Grant Lee Buffalo

The Giants win the pennant, future Kalhua hangover, late night orange tree plundering from the Hobo family, two geniuses sing one of Dave's Tweets, a Gary Lucy wrap up and Halloween is upon us, the candy arrives from England

Music:  The Figgs, Scorpions and Thrice.

Pulling the curtains on Gary Lucy for good, Halloween is upon us, the good things about Greg's talk show, Greg tosses out some fashion advice, bachelorette parties and other horror road stories, and what in the fuck happened to manly movie stars?

Music:   Fountains of Wayne, Gorillaz, LIR, and Forgetters

Dave's family locker room cock out, Greg flips his shit over a movie, the Juggalos are betrayed by their leaders, and why Kim Kardashian is a horrible monster.

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Music:  System of a Down, Modest Mouse and The Arcade Fire

Greg's illness, Dave's fury, a few words about Greg Giraldo and a few more about the WTR villian, things go bad for Greg in a parking lot and how Dave is like a Vegas hotel.

Music:  Listener theme song, The Hives and Admiral Radley.

Greg's parking lot fisticuffs, Finn gets a life lesson at Hot Dog Thunderdome and Dave loses his shit over parking tickets.

Music:  Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion and The Reighning Monarchs

You can now donate to the podcast at http://walkingtheroom.tumblr.com/ if you so desire.

Greg and Dave disagree about fashion, Dave's internet conflict issues, Greg gets a free hot dog and Dave doesn't care, a man speaks to Dave's wife in a way Dave and Greg don't like and Dave has to learn to stop flipping people off.

Music:  The Afghan Whigs, Blur, and finally, a God damn song from the Raveonettes

Greg discusses his trip to Seattle and an incredibly shitty compliment, Greg teaches Dave about lawn jockeys, Patton Oswalt renames the podcast,  Dave's new annoying neighbor, Dave and Greg discuss what they do during down time, Juggaloos and Cuddlas and they end with the comedy of Joe DeRosa

Music:  Possum Dixon, Primus and Soul Coughing.

The secret to Dave's baby making talents, the idiot who writes candyblog.org, Greg's stand up dates in Dallas, Dave's horrible moment on stage and Dave's disastrous trip to the store for milk

Music:  The Weeks, Supergrass and Grandaddy.

Greg and Dave discuss the results of the theme song poll, Dave's fight on Facebook, a bit of the sadness of politics and Dave's horrendous stand up bombing experience for the ages.

Music:  ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead and The Weeks

An uncomfortable conversation Greg found himself in, Greg's talk show, Dave breaks down why comics don't like Dane Cook, Dave returns to the world of stand up, shanking audience members, talking shit about celebrities and Dave learns who Kim Kardashian is.

Music:  The Wombats and the new single from Cee-Lo Green (Gnarls Barkley)

Mitch departs.  Greg gets a dog and uses it to terrorize his child. Finn is terrified of a squirrel.  Greg is of the Twitter/Facebook grid.  Sort of.  Greg gets a job.  And Greg and Dave discuss stand up comedy a bit more.  Dave gives his long awaited opinion of Dane Cook. 

Music:  Pink Floyd, Pavement and Overwhelming Colorfast

Greg and Dave discuss Greg's exciting experience with a tattoed man, Kyle Cease's comedy boot camp and Dave's fight at a pizza joint.

Music: The Reigning Monarchs, Archers of Loaf, Cracker and Weeks

Dave and Greg discuss the ongoing sound situation and how it's about to get a whole lot better, Dave's problem with electronics, Dave updates his neighbor Mitch's existence, Greg discusses the future of The Reighning Monarchs, gift buying and how a fan called Dave a "whiner."

Music:  The John Spencer Blues Explosion, Blur and The Coctails

Greg and Dave discuss Dave's trip to South Africa and what happened on the plane back, Greg gets mad at himself for being mad about getting bumped, and Dave's obsession with prison and Lockup.

Music:  The International Noise Conspiracy, Queens of the Stone Age and The Reigning Monarchs.

Dave reveals his knowledge of wallabee genitals, a discussion on why Greg and Dave became stand ups, their stand up influences, old school San Francisco stand up comedy, Dave's upcoming trip to South Africa, Justin Beiber and Greg's Fitzimmons new bad boy persona. Music.  Afghan Wigs, Crooked Fingers

Greg and Dave discuss their continuing sound problems, Trader Joes' Mini Mints, Swimming, Greg's neighbor's untimely death, how Greg's neighbors hate his house, Greg's sad protein drinking situation, an annoying show business conversation Greg had and the time Dave told "comedian" Ant what he thinks of him.

Music:  The Reigning Monarchs, The Roots and Quarashi.

So very close to figuring out the sound problems. So, very close.

So, I figured out what is wrong with the sound.  Unfortunately, I didn't figure it out until after we recorded our 7th and 8th podcasts and I was listening to them.

Shit.  Sorry.  But, fuck, #9 is going to be awesome.

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Greg and Dave discuss their new podcast rivalry, Greg's DUI years ago, Greg's new non-relationship with James Hetfield, how Greg talks to crazy people, Greg's daughter's pre-school graduation, Greg and Dave give some live advice to a guy who isn't loving life, Greg's bandmates cash demands and the greatest podcast ending of all time.

Music:  Supergrass, Jets to Brazil and Camper Van Beethoven.

We got a new mixer but the sound still isn't that great - especially in the 1st segment.

Dave makes a Tim Tam apology, the discovery of donut muffins, Dave's wife has a moment of insanity with their neighbor Mitch, Dave discusses going to soccer games with Rivers Cuomo, Dave's playground shame, Greg's moment of being a tough guy to a nice guy, Dave's new man actor girlfriend breakup and the premier of The Reigning Monarchs newest song!

Greg and Dave discuss Dave's love/hate relationship with his baseball team, a movie that Dave can't identify with words, Greg's basement medical equipment situation, the new generation of comedians, Dave's nightmare day.

We promise to work on the sound.  Mixer coming!

Music:  Trash Titan

Greg and Dave discuss the show Hoarders, M&M's new candy situation, Dave finally has a talk with his father, Greg explains how he is as cool as the Katherine Heigl movie Killers, Dave's talks about his drunk, young neighbor situation, Dave's amazing Tim Allen impression and a Tim Tam update!

The Music:  Hail The Size.

Greg and Dave talk more about Dave's father, Greg's night at a Beverly Hills benefit, Greg explains why he's done with being a self help guru, they touch on the awesomeness of Scottish trannies and a Tim Tam update. Plus the new, somewhat scary, Walking The Room theme song.

Music - The Reigning Monarchs.

WARNING:  WE BLEW IT WITH SOUND UNTIL AROUND THE 10TH EPISODE.  IT'S NOT GOOD, SO IF YOU WANT GOOD SOUND, JUMP PAST THE FIRST 10.

Starring Dave Anthony and Greg Behrendt. They discuss their backgrounds, working together on Greg's Show, Greg's recent trip to Australia, a trip to see the obscure 80s metal band Y&T and Dave's recent appearance on WTF w/Marc Maron and how his Dad shouldn't have heard it.